Official Federated Alliance Koozie!

Official Federated Alliance Koozie!


Keep a beverage of a moderate temperature at that same temperature while declaring your allegiance to the just and benevolent Federated Alliance with the official welcome token of Alliance ambassador teams everywhere. Collapsible for easy storage in the flap or chute of your choosing.

Made from soft, durable Neoprene sourced from the jungle moon of Neoprenia, and lovingly stitched by the dextrous claws of the industrious Crabbos.

This item is overstock from our Zyxx Quadrant mission, where apparently there were a number of systems that were uninterested in our valuable gift.

We are excited to announce that we’re currently in the process of transferring our merch store to our friends at Topatoco, which means more designs, faster turnaround, better stock and more Beano! Thanks for your patience, we’re hoping to have it up and running in the next couple weeks!

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